Joke Time

Sound of Drums

A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the mating behaviour of the giant rat of Sumatra.

Around dusk of the first day, he's sitting by the campfire with his guide when in the distance, he hears tribal drums. They get louder. The guide announces, "I don't like the sound of those drums."

The dusk turns evening. The drums get louder. The guide says, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."

Evening turns to dead of night. The drums get louder and louder, until it is obvious that the drummers must be quite close. The guide says again, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."

Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out, "Hey man, he's not our regular drummer!"

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Cash Advance Before Payday Comes!

Having problems before payday comes is sometimes very stressful. When you have a mortgages to pay, insurances or any other kind of bills to pay before payday comes and you don't have the money right in your hands is not an easy situation.

The worse thing to happen is when you don't have somebody to ask for help like your friends, co-workers or even family. Other reason is that, you are also ashame and don't have the guts to ask help from them. I had to admit this because it also happened to me before.

With this kind of situation you have, I believed is not a problem anymore. There is a company that can lend a helping hand to this kind of problem. Pay Everyone offers loan til payday. They will help you solve your financial burden by extending cash advance. The ways to obtain it is also very easy and processing is also fast and dependable.

Forget the stress and worries you have now. I recommend you to visit payeveryone.net and start filling up the form!!

FYI

When was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Get The Best Auto Loan

I believed owning a car has a big advantage especially if you are working in USA or anywhere in Europe. Having your own car can make you flexible especially if you have a shift work.

I just talked to a friend tonight here in Las Vegas. She told me that she have difficulty in going to work because she don't have driver's license and of course a car too. It is also very difficult for her because she have a shift work in a hotel being a Supervisor. Her husband who always bring her to work have problems sometimes because he also have a shift work. She even need to call her mother-in-law and even co-workers to ask for a ride. She said that it is sometimes very shameful to always ask for favors.

Some people's problem is whether to buy a car or not. It is maybe because they don't have enough money to purchase a car. It is not really a big problem. Get The Best Auto Loan is the solution. They help you search for the best car loan rate when you want to purchase your own car.

Whether you want to have a loan for brand new cars, used cars or even refinance your Auto loan, getthebestautoloan.com will help you with your needs.

Be independent and flexible with your working hours and always ready in times of emergency!! Visit their site and get a quote now!!! Be happy to have the car of your dreams!! Drive safely all the time!!

Eat Your Greens

Health and Beauty Tip

Studies are showing that green leafy vegetables like spinach, kale and collards are beneficial to your body's ability to keep itself healthy. The high amounts of vitamin E in each help fight chemicals produced by the body that can damage cells. But any kind of vegetable is helpful -- people who eat more than two servings of vegetables per day have been shown to age less visibly over time!

No Debt Today

A lot of people now are experiencing economic and financial problems. In USA alone, millions of Americans suffered because of bad economic situation. I even heard that with this ongoing crisis and depression, there are thousands of forclosures happening from time to time. Even my cousin told me that the gaming and entertainment industry here in Las Vegas had a decrease of $1 billion in revenues for the past months.

I guess, one reason why these things are happening is that, Americans have too much credit and debt. I also heard from newly found friends here in Las Vegas that lots of people really suffered from this crisis. It really don't sound good.

If you are experiencing problems on how to manage your debt, I believed it is not a problem anymore. Nowadays there are companies or businesses that can offer you help. No Debt Today offers debt consolidation loan for qualified applicants. They will help you overcome debt problems by providing you their services. You just need to identify what kind of debt consolidation program you need and they are willing to help you.

Some of the good reasons why choose nodebttoday.com;
* affordabale monthly payments
* professional and experienced people that are ready to assist you
* offers the internet's most trusted, free debt consolidation program
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If you want to be stress-free and gain financial freedom, I recommend you to visit their site now!! Good luck!!

Blogger Profile

Hi guys, how everyone is doing!!I hope everything is fine especially to all friends out there!! I am still in Vegas, I got almost two weeks more to go and I am coming back to Europe soon..I will give you more updates in a couple of days...keep reading!!

By they way, I just went to my Blogger Account dashboard to see and update my profile but I can't view and access it for some reasons which I also don't know. It is around 2am here. I am still wide awake..guess the result of partying and having fun the past 2 weeks..and that is every night..

I will give you more updates asap...I also hope that I can access my profile in Blogger...any idea why I can't do that??? I really appreciate it..thanks in advance...

goodnight guys!! need to go to sleep now!! best regards to all friends out there..see yah and keep reading!! also visit my other sites for more updates...

Instant Payday Loan

Sometimes, there are instances or even emergencies that we really can't avoid. Just like for example, the need for emergency funds in which we totally run out of financial resources and there is no one to ask for help. I guess, it is not only me who is experiencing this problem. There are lot of people out there who experience the same.

This situation can be very stressful especially if you really badly need the money immediately. Situation that varies in nature like having somebody in the family who is sick, car broke down, insurances that are due and a lot more. It is not an easy situation. Really very stressful!!

Nowadays, it is not a problem anymore. There is what we call an instant payday loan that you can run to. Thanks to this company that help solve emergency needs before payday comes. Personal Cash Advance offers cash advances or payday loan. Why choose them??

* Confidential and secure
* Cash deposited directly
* Flexible payment options
* Excellent customer service
* 100% online

What else are you looking for!! Click their site now and fill-up their application form!! No need to worry anymore!!

Eyebrow Gel

Health and Beauty Tip

Instead of using gel or mascara on your eyelashes, try a little petroleum jelly. This won't get clumpy as the day goes on.

LA police Gear for Everyone!!

Do you love to wear Police Gear?? well, you can wear one even if you are not a police. I thought before that only security professionals, military personnels or only police can wear it. Now there is a great website that sells and distributes all kinds of Police Gear you always wanted.

At LA Police Gear, you can choose all police gear products and brands like Luminox, Blackhawk, surefire flashlights, footware and boots and many many more. Their excellent customer service is one of their asset that makes customers feel always special!!

If you are interested to have one, click now the leading distributor of Police Gear!! Only at lapolicegear.com!!

Would you eat chocolate with insects in it?

You may not have a choice, as the average chocolate bar in the U.S. contains at least 8 pieces of an insect in it. Harvesting of the cacao beans occurs in the tropical countries of South America with low sanitation levels.

Cacao tree beans are cut and piled in the farmer's field where they ferment for 6 days. During this process, children and adults walk over the piles; insects, rodents, small animals and other living things that make their nests in the piles. Actually the The U. S. Department of Health publishes a book entitled "The Food Defect Action Levels" in which they list unavoidable defects in food (insect, rodents etc.) all allowed by FDA.

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Wordless Wednesday!

while touring inside Universal Studio Hollywood in California..

at Stage 44 where Wanted was shooted..

Quote of the Day

"The future has several names. For the weak, it is the impossible.

For the faint-hearted, it is the unknown.

For the thoughtful and valiant, it is the ideal."

Victor Hugo

Union: Gender imbalance in Defense Dept.

OTTAWA (UPI) -- A Canadian union has called for more women in Defense Department emergency response units after women were stripped and washed by male responders.

The Union of National Defense Employees wants a mandate to employ more women in the hazardous materials and security units following an anthrax scare last year at a military base in Quebec, in which an all-male team took off female employees clothing and scrubbed them through the decontamination process, the Ottawa Citizen reported.

Union President John MacLennan told the newspaper there are only seven female emergency responders in the Defense Department across the country.

"You have to have a hazardous response team that represents gender, male and female," he said.

Defense Department spokeswoman Lynne Rattray told the newspaper in an e-mail the incident is being overblown by the union.

"In this particular case, all personnel present were informed of what was involved in the decontamination process, and voluntarily complied," she wrote.


Copyright 2008 by United Press International
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Ease Pain When Plucking

Health and Beauty Tip

Many people say to put ice on your eyebrows before plucking ... but this actually tightens pores and makes plucking more painful. Do the opposite and put a warm washcloth on your forehead first to open pores. Use ice afterwards to soothe any pain.

Rides in Disneyland

This is our first ride in Disneyland, the so-called Space Mountain. It's sad to say, that I have motion sickness. After the ride, I was sweating very cold, ran to the bathroom and threw-up...very bad experience.. I really feel very dizzy and sick. well, this is not the ride for me. It means I can never be an austronaut..hahaha!!

have a great day to all!! hope to visit you soon when my vacation is over... 3 weeks more to go and I'm coming back home to Germany!!

Space Mountain, Disneyland, California...ery nice ride but not for me!!

U.S. tomato warning expanded nationwide

WASHINGTON (UPI) -- Many U.S. restaurants have removed dishes containing raw tomatoes from their menus in the wake of a nationwide federal warning.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration during the weekend expanded its warning that a salmonellosis outbreak has been linked with consumption of certain uncooked red plum, red Roma and red round tomatoes, as well as products containing such tomatoes.

The FDA said consumers can continue to eat cherry tomatoes, grape tomatoes and tomatoes sold with the vine still attached, or tomatoes grown at home.

"Since mid-April, there have been 145 reported cases of salmonellosis caused by Salmonella Saintpaul nationwide, including at least 23 hospitalizations," the FDA said in a statement. "States reporting illnesses linked to the outbreak include: Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Oregon, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, and Wisconsin."

Salmonella can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections.

Copyright 2008 by United Press International
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How long has the U.S. had a Secretary of Energy?

The United States Secretary of Energy is the head of the United States Department of Energy and is a member of the President's Cabinet, fifteenth in the Presidential line of succession. The post was created with the formation of the Department of Energy on October 1, 1977, after the signing of the Department of Energy Organization Act by President Jimmy Carter.

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Wordless Wednesday

welcoming the new found talent in Hollywood!!! jatitz!!

At Universal Studio Hollywood last June 7, 2008.

super dooper!!!!

Enjoy your Wednesday!!

Trivia for your infos!!

How loud do people snore?
According to a 1999 survey conducted by the National Sleep Foundation, of those people who snore, 19 percent snore so loudly that they can be heard through a closed door.

How sophisticated is the thumb?
The thumb is such a major player in the human body that it has a special section, separate from the area that controls the fingers, reserved for it in the brain.

What did Gay Head get renamed to?
In 1998, Gay Head lighthouse on Martha’s Vineyard was changed to its original Native American name, Aquinnah. The lighthouse is the largest on the island and guards treacherous shoals offshore, the Devil's Bridge.

What did Garth do before he became a country music star?
Before he became the reigning male artist in country music, Garth Brooks worked as a sporting goods employee and as a manager of a cowboy-boot store.

How many different figure eights are there?
The International Skating Union recognizes 48 different types of figure eights in competition.

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